Thursday, August 10, 2006

Notes for Mr. R

Take Note:
Sleepless again tonight, unable to be still for more than a couple 'hours. The innocent will pay tomorrow. There will be much pain. Call unicef.

Warm milk. Sleeping Pill. Brandy. Sheep. Soft music. Loud music. Dr.Seuss and Spray paint. I did get dizzy and fall down but that's not the same as sleep a-hole.

Once, I was awake for 48 hours. Do you know what the mind does with no sleep for 48 hours? It fills with syrup and chains.

Pain.

The Main Pain is Lain Bane.

5 Comments:

Blogger sKincarver said...

"Warm milk.
Sleeping Pill.
Brandy.
Sheep."

It's like the shopping list for a redneck keg party.

5:55 AM  
Blogger Mob said...

I was thinking you should give the sheep the sleeping pill and the brandy, then milk the sheep and warm that milk for your before-bed beverage....

9:51 PM  
Blogger Robbb said...

thanks for the recipe mob, i'm doing it right now.

skincarver, i've been to redneck keggers and you're absolutely right, but they told me the sheep was raised for that purpose, so PETA would be okay with it. ah youth.

11:31 PM  
Blogger Shroom-Monkey said...

Who the fuck drinks warm milk? Try a sedative.. or a sledgehammer to the skull- works for cattle...

1:44 PM  
Blogger daveyyojimbo said...

y'know robbb, i think shroom is callin you a cow.

5:41 PM  

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